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-midtown from our roof

First class of the fall quarter starts today. Talkin' bout algebra--the ring kind.

A funny thing happened yesterday when I dropped off my new teacher pants to get tailored. Not knowing my measurements, Kim Kyung Ho had to take them for me. As he measured my inseam he reminded me, through a thick Korean accent, that size really does matter. Dude's got a creepy laugh, but he's got all my future business on lockdown.